These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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