He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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