return my video game
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
