id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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