that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
