shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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