Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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