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no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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