She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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