if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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