Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Come see our sink grown plant.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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