I can tuck mytits in my pants
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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