Only a mothe r could love this liver
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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