he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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