That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
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Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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