Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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