I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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