My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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