So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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