I bet he comes in French.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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