I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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