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(810): View more from Michigan

My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.

(1-810): View more from Michigan

either way. win, win.

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(210): View more from Texas

In America we eat man semen.

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(618): View more from Illinois

he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.

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(585): View more from New York

she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.

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(845): View more from New York

you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.

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