He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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