her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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