Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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