They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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