If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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