Got a toothbrush?
he puts the penis in happiness.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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