So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
True but thats because hes a fetus.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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