Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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