The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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