what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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