i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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