Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
My penis needs a shock collar
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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