babies were throwing up all over the place
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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