: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
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