why didn't you poke me back
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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