there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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