i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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