Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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