I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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