So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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