how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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