When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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