Porn is love you can see.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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