if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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