She announced her abortion via fbk
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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