he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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