My brain says no but my pants say off.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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