butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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