I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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