I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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