I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
